Our Most Rare and Exotic Teacups
Point is, do not be fooled into thinking a Chihuahua is rare or exotic and also that there are such a thing as Teacup Chihuahuas. This is a scam to suck you into believing you are getting something special and out of the ordinary. We truly would love to educate the public on this so called "Teacup" Chihuahua.
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Rare Blue Merle Teacup will be about
3 oz.. Comes with toys, food, and
any thing else I think will entice you
to buy it.
$3,200
Very, Very Rate Chocolate Tri Color
Teacup. I bet no other breeder
can boast about breeding this type
of teacup. We have many years
experience conning you, I mean
breeding these just for our special
unsuspecting customers.
$4,500
Exotic Black and White Teacup
Very delicate, but perfect because
We had it x-rayed to make sure
you will get the best of the best.
$3,500
Ultimate Rare and Exotic Litter of Tiny Teacups. Only the very experienced breeder can produce such a magnificent litter! Guaranteed to stay 2 oz. We will provide you with syringes, canned milk, cardboard boxes, and death, I mean, health certificates.
$30,000 each teacup or $300,000 for the whole litter
Exotic Markings of a Silver and White Teacup.
Should be standard size of 3-4 oz.
$2,500
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Extremely, and I repeat, EXTREMELY,
Rare Lilac teacup.
$15,000
Nice teacup, will be great as a companion.
Will come with cute toys, blankie, and box.
Because this one is not rare or exotic, we
Offer a lower price of $1250
We saved the best for last!!!! This is the
rarest of the rare! Identical itty-bitty, ultra
small twins. We are the ONLY breeders that can
produce tiny twins like this because we know
how to scam the public. A deposit of
$5,000 will hold these babies for you
until we can ship them at 12 years old, but
of course they will really be 6 years old.
$100,000 for the pair, a real bargain
We offer a size guarantee. If you do not care if your teacup turns out to be a teapot then deduct 200.00 from the asking price.
There are only a select few scammers OOPS I mean breeders who offer a size guarantee on their teacups OOPS I mean puppies. They know you will fall in love with your puppy the minute you see it so you will not care if you spent 3500.00 for a 2lb Chihuahua who ends up 10 lbs. They just know you will not buy from them again and they don't care!
For all you teacup breeders who love to breed the 2 and 3lb mommas, and who also have to do "Elective C-sections" because the mommas are to small to free whelp, feel free to use our teacup example on your website. Maybe you too will learn the difference in a Teacup and a Chihuahua.
Strictly a fun page for those uneducated breeders who are out to misinform the general public. Enjoy!
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Tidbit #1 AKC does NOT set the standards for any breed of dog, it is the clubs that set the standards. Each club, such as Chihuahua Club of America, and its huge database of members, who live and breath for the breed they so love, set the standards for which AKC follow. There are a few hypocrites who say they breed within the standard set by the clubs, then have the nerve to talk bad about the clubs along with AKC. These are the few you need to avoid. These are generally the ones who also use the term "Teacup"
Tidbit#2 Most breeders try and breed within the standards set by the clubs. Most breeders are out to improve the breed. So watch out for the ones who try to say they have something no one has, that elusive "Teacup" if the standard is 2 to 6lbs for a Chihuahua then I guess it would be safe to assume a "Teacup" would be in the 0 to 1.15lbs?? that is insane!
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